So I was over at my friend's house. I got in some networked Aircars, Doom, and Battlesphere with my friend's kids (I helped them cut their teeth on video games with the Jaguar and sometimes we still drag it out and play some games.) So after a while they had enough, left, and the 3 year old wanted to play.
I and another one of the kids had the two controllers for Super Burnout, and so the 3 year old wanted to play, and looked and looked for a place to plug in his controller.
And low and behold, he found a solution. (See attached.)
